Mr. Custer

Album: Mister Larry Verne (1960)
Charted: 1
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Songfacts®:

  • Although George Armstrong Custer was a career soldier, a graduate of West Point who served creditably with the 5th Cavalry in the American Civil War, his name is remembered solely for the Battle Of The Little Big Horn, which resulted in the slaughter of his entire detachment when he ran into numerically superior Indian forces. The massacre, which claimed the lives of over two hundred men including Custer himself, was the greatest defeat inflicted on the US Army by Native American warriors, but from here on in it was all downhill for the once mighty Cheyenne and Sioux, as history attests.

    The Battle Of The Little Big Horn gave White Americans little to sing about, so it is hardly surprising that songs from or about this era concentrate on more palatable subjects such as lost love as in "Lorena" or on comic matters as in "Where Did You Get That Hat?"

    It was only three quarters of a century later that Custer's last stand was immortalized in song, with the whimsical "Mr. Custer," which was written by Al DeLong, Fred Darian and Joseph Van Winkle. Larry Verne worked in a photographer's studio down the hall from their office, and after hearing his Southern drawl there was only one person who could record the song.

    According to Steve Otfinoski in The Golden Age Of Novelty Songs, the demo was turned down repeatedly, possibly because originally it ran to four and a half minutes. A shorter version was taken up by Era Records, and backed by "Okeefenokee Two Step," it became the biggest selling novelty record of the year.
  • Actually, Larry Verne wasn't the only artist to record "Mr. Custer"; while Verne's recording was available in the UK on the London label, the English comedian Charlie Drake recorded a version on the Beatles' original Parlophone label. This version, backed by "Glow Worm," was heavily Anglicized, including a curious substitution in one of the spoken lines.

    While Verne asks what is the "Injun" word for friend and answers "Kemo Sabe" - the name Tonto called the Lone Ranger - Drake answers the same question with mañana - the Spanish for the indefinite tomorrow.
  • "Mr Custer" is sung and narrated by a chicken-livered soldier who might have better served with the mythical F Troop. Larry Verne not only sang the part but dressed for it. >>
    Suggestion credit:
    Alexander Baron - London, England, for all above
  • A sequel song entitled "Return of Mr. Custer" was recorded by Verne and released in 1964. This song used the same melody and music arrangement of the original "Mr. Custer" but failed to chart. >>
    Suggestion credit:
    Jerro - Delmont, PA

Comments: 4

  • Sam Burkes Lll from Phila, Miss.One of the most hilarious, brow-raising songs from that early 60's era!! Would be extremely offensive amongst all the Karen PC'ers, specially here in E. Miss, with the heavy Choctaw Nation inhabitants!! Started working it up on acoustic guitar, thought I'd chk. the lyrics, forgot there was a couple of narratives within..Loved it!!
  • Jennifur Sun from RamonaThe first time I heard this song I almost fell over laughing. Sadly now days it seems like no one can laugh at anything because it isn't PC. Come on folks , it was done as a joke, don't get all upset.
  • Barry from Sauquoit, NyOn September 12th 1960, Larry Verne performed "Mr. Custer" on the ABC-TV program 'American Bandstand'...
    At the time the song was at #4 on Billboard's Hot Top 100 chart; and a little under a month later on October 10th, 1960 it peaked at #1 {for 1 week}...
    {See next post below}.
  • Barry from Sauquoit, Ny*** "Please Mr. Custer, I don’t wanna go!" ***
    On August 29th 1960, "Mr. Custer" by Larry Verne entered Billboard's Hot Top 100 chart at position #65; and on October 10th, 1960 it peaked at #1 {for 1 week} and spent 13 weeks on the Top 100...
    It reached #9 on Billboard's R&B Singles chart...
    He had one other Top 100 record, "Mister Livingston", it stayed on the Top 100 for 3 week, peaking at #75...
    R.I.P. Mr. Verne {1936 - 2013}.
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